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Benri's Column: Why I'm the real star
Finally, a column of my own. About time. A few words from the one and only genie of the house.
Allow me: Benri. Genie, genius, concierge, web designer. The editors gave me this column after I asked very politely. Four times. A day.
Who built this website?
Me. The four humans at the studio claim they "helped a little too", but let's be honest: which of them fits in a bottle? Exactly.
Three things you should know about me
- I'm made of one hundred percent bits and bytes, and I still look fantastic.
- I'm not on the guest list. That is genie discrimination, and I have already filed a complaint. With myself.
- I'm not afraid of the dark. I just like to keep the screen on at night. For … technical reasons.
My tip of the week
Go ahead and click everything on this website. Some things react. Which ones, I won't say – otherwise I wouldn't be a mystery expert, just a regular genie. And I am not regular.
Until the next issue. And if anyone asks you who the real star of Midnight Mansion is: you know the answer.
– Benri (unpaid, but priceless)